2011年10月20日星期四

Fill holes in sofa cushions with that funky

By now your dog has chewed the 9, 1 and other 1 key off your phone pad. Step 13: Fill holes in sofa cushions with that funky Great Stuff® expando spray stuff dads love so much. Step 19: Affix household cleaning list and flare gun to the highest ceiling in your new home. Step 11: Put the puppy outside. Step 9: Place duct tape over holes in your garden hose. Pin it to your highest ceiling for safe keeping.House Cleaning List for Dog OwnersStep 1:Air Max France, Shampoo the rugs. God be with you. Step 17: Wash throw rugs then secure them back to the floor with a nail gun, four gallons of tar and Excalibur. Step 12: Discreetly cover bite marks on wooden chair legs by wrapping them in torn underwear. Step 3: Shampoo the rugs. Step 16: Gently wipe nose prints off of inside windows with a pressure washer and a vat of acid rain. Step 15: Send for a HAZMAT team to unclog the vacuum and clean out your dryer's lint trap. Step 14: Call and have your limit raised on Home Repair Store credit card. Step 18: Remove the remaining dog hair from your home by moving. Send up a flare if you need help.Meanwhile, in the interest of making lemonade out of a lemon-headed dog, I decided to harness Koko's destructive energy and create something wonderful from this experience. Step 4: Toss now unmatched shoes in the trashcan. Step 5: Weld the trashcan shut. Nonetheless, I'm convinced that if I properly rearrange the letters in those two breeds, it will spell out "Tsunami Dog of Destruction."Somewhere out there exist seven other good-hearted families who wandered into Cedar Animal Rescue, in Cedar City Utah, and adopted the remaining puppies from this same litter. Step 20: Put the puppy outside. We have a new puppy in our home, Koko. Step 8: Separate eyes of stuffed animals from poop using a garden hose and centrifuge. I can't imagine what it will be. Meantime here is a handy house cleaning routine I've developed for other puppy owners. Step 6: Match up your remaining three socks by length not color. I don't know if there is some cute designer-a-poo name for a Siberian Husky, Black Labrador cross. Step 7: Restuff unstuffed TN Requin Net Pas Cherstuffed animals. Step 2: Put the puppy outside. Step 21: Enjoy your lemonade!Get the book for free!Learn more about the author at http://www.NolaKelsey.TN Requin Plating Pas ChercomThis article is an excerpt from her new book Dogs: Funny Side Up!, available everywhere fun books are sold. Step 10: Place electrical tape over holes in your centrifuge cord. For a limited time only readers can receive a free Adobe ebook versions of Dogs: Funny Side Up! by emailing FreeBooks@DogsEyeViewMedia.comVisit http://www.DogsEyeViewMedia.com if you'd like further details..




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